you so crazy; I think I wanna have your baby.

I have spent half the afternoon ODing on hottness. Be it through bazillions of pictures of Olympic swimmers or Jake Gyllenhaal just sitting there and looking insanely pretty. Never mind that VH1 is currently running the 100 Hottest Hotties thing. Guh. Kill me now. Or not. Mmmmph. I was supposed to go get some money out of the bank and stuff, but I couldn't be lured away because of all the gorgeousness.

Which movie should I go see: Napoleon Dynamite or Spider-Man 2?