you can't have fun unless it costs a lot of money.

Oh God, this is such crap. I've apparently overdrawn in my checking account again--this time, after paying for gas because I was worried I wouldn't be able to make it home. I swear, I should not be allowed to have a checkbook or a debit card, because, well... I suck. So I need to scrounge up $40+ dollars now to pay for that, PLUS I owe the library $20. Everyone's gonna love this.

Hi, God? Think you could let all the people I owe applications to be merciful on someone who's never been employed before? Think that one of 'em would willingly hire me? Please? Just once?