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Favorite confessions of the day:
439457915: When I was in the third grade I stole my best friend's bag of Pogs and never told her even when she cried about it. I couldn't help myself, she had the best slammers. From then on I had to be really careful to hide this unique blue slammer of hers whenever we played because she would recognize it right away. Ten years later I am still hating myself over this.
Winner of the "I don't know whether to laugh or nod in agreement" award...
847032422: I own a copy of The Ring on DVD, but I'm afraid to watch it. And I'm a 32 year old male, ex-jock, frat boy.
Winner of the "that is just wrong" award....
536140503: when i was about 11 i was at my best friends house (now she's my ex-best friend, but not because of THIS incident) and we both liked the same boy and we knew we both liked him. so we decided to write in our diaries at the same time, which is kind of weird since we weren't gonna let each other read them.. so there was no point. so while we were writing her mom told her she had a phone call so when she left to get it she's like "ok don't read my diary" so i said ok, and of course i read it. and she was writing about the boy and she wrote "i think he likes me more cuz im prettier than (instertmynamehere)"
bitch.
Winner of the "aww, that's sad and it totally sucks" award...
208447229: Once when I was at high school, I found a note someone had left tucked into the underside of the desk. I could tell it was a girl from the handwriting. I wrote "You should hide your notes better" and put it back. To my surprise, I got a reply! This continued for quite some time and I was becomimg smitten with this girl. Eventually she asked my name and I confessed it. She never replied again. I found out it was one of the good-looking girls. She was furious at me for the rest of high school for my supposed deception. Her friends would point me out and laugh at every opportunity. She made my life a misery because I had the audacity to communicate with her like a normal human being.
Winners of the "animal cruelty is just WRONG" award...
72506477: When I was little I had guniea pigs. I would sit with them on the floor and toss them towards the ceiling. I delighted in hearing them squeal louder than any had ever squealed before. I would do this for hours, meanwhile continuously laughing.
284927337: One time I had a summer job in high school for a business that outfitted people to go on camping trips out in the wilderness. My boss had a big dog that barked all the time and was really annoying. Food was delivered to this business in bulk. I fed the dog a whole stick of butter every day for about 4 months. The dog had a heart attack in the fall.
Winners of the "book theives" award...
113774704 I stole many books from a bookfair that took place in the library of my elementry school. There was very low security and all of the expensive books were towards front, so id grab some off the shelves and shout out "hey! look at these books!" as if I were talking to a friend of mine, than I'd walk to the back of the library and away from the registers and hide behind a shelf while shoving the book into my backpack. I stole about 5 books and I am not proud of it at all.
851557797 I steal school books from my classmates, then sell them on half.com
Winner of the "make up your own past to make yourself look better" award...
347192641 i have been lying to my wife about fictitious sports exploits that I claim to have participated in since we met. I go so far as to keep her from talking to my friends or family so that she won't find out the truth. I was actually a geek in high school, and on our first date I, for unknown reasons, just blurted out that I had played football in high school. the lies have continued to snowball ever since that day, and I cannot find a way to back out of it without jeopardizing our relationship.
I have absolutely no point.
I want a new mood theme. Must try to find one.
Favorite confessions of the day:
439457915: When I was in the third grade I stole my best friend's bag of Pogs and never told her even when she cried about it. I couldn't help myself, she had the best slammers. From then on I had to be really careful to hide this unique blue slammer of hers whenever we played because she would recognize it right away. Ten years later I am still hating myself over this.
Winner of the "I don't know whether to laugh or nod in agreement" award...
847032422: I own a copy of The Ring on DVD, but I'm afraid to watch it. And I'm a 32 year old male, ex-jock, frat boy.
Winner of the "that is just wrong" award....
536140503: when i was about 11 i was at my best friends house (now she's my ex-best friend, but not because of THIS incident) and we both liked the same boy and we knew we both liked him. so we decided to write in our diaries at the same time, which is kind of weird since we weren't gonna let each other read them.. so there was no point. so while we were writing her mom told her she had a phone call so when she left to get it she's like "ok don't read my diary" so i said ok, and of course i read it. and she was writing about the boy and she wrote "i think he likes me more cuz im prettier than (instertmynamehere)"
bitch.
Winner of the "aww, that's sad and it totally sucks" award...
208447229: Once when I was at high school, I found a note someone had left tucked into the underside of the desk. I could tell it was a girl from the handwriting. I wrote "You should hide your notes better" and put it back. To my surprise, I got a reply! This continued for quite some time and I was becomimg smitten with this girl. Eventually she asked my name and I confessed it. She never replied again. I found out it was one of the good-looking girls. She was furious at me for the rest of high school for my supposed deception. Her friends would point me out and laugh at every opportunity. She made my life a misery because I had the audacity to communicate with her like a normal human being.
Winners of the "animal cruelty is just WRONG" award...
72506477: When I was little I had guniea pigs. I would sit with them on the floor and toss them towards the ceiling. I delighted in hearing them squeal louder than any had ever squealed before. I would do this for hours, meanwhile continuously laughing.
284927337: One time I had a summer job in high school for a business that outfitted people to go on camping trips out in the wilderness. My boss had a big dog that barked all the time and was really annoying. Food was delivered to this business in bulk. I fed the dog a whole stick of butter every day for about 4 months. The dog had a heart attack in the fall.
Winners of the "book theives" award...
113774704 I stole many books from a bookfair that took place in the library of my elementry school. There was very low security and all of the expensive books were towards front, so id grab some off the shelves and shout out "hey! look at these books!" as if I were talking to a friend of mine, than I'd walk to the back of the library and away from the registers and hide behind a shelf while shoving the book into my backpack. I stole about 5 books and I am not proud of it at all.
851557797 I steal school books from my classmates, then sell them on half.com
Winner of the "make up your own past to make yourself look better" award...
347192641 i have been lying to my wife about fictitious sports exploits that I claim to have participated in since we met. I go so far as to keep her from talking to my friends or family so that she won't find out the truth. I was actually a geek in high school, and on our first date I, for unknown reasons, just blurted out that I had played football in high school. the lies have continued to snowball ever since that day, and I cannot find a way to back out of it without jeopardizing our relationship.
I have absolutely no point.
I want a new mood theme. Must try to find one.
