don'tcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

[enamoured]

I have that "don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me" song stuck in my head. Help me, please.

Somebody, entertain me, please.

On a scale of 1 to 10, what would you give me?

I never knew I'd become a slight attention-whore.

Comments

[therisingmoon.livejournal.com]

7, like someone I would hang out with. :)

[waderapspoorly.livejournal.com]

You get an eleventy!!!oneoneone

Because why else would I have a document saved as "Crack Fic" on my desktop that's 700 words about Felicity/Ben?

[supersyncspaz7.livejournal.com]

700 WORDS?! I don't know whether to laugh or cry (from joy!)

[waderapspoorly.livejournal.com]

I'm not even halfway done yet!

And writing it gave me an idea for another one, so you know.

american girls: gateway drug.

[waderapspoorly.livejournal.com]

Did you ever get the postcard I sent you?

[supersyncspaz7.livejournal.com]

yeah! I forgot to mention it!

And I demand a preview!

[waderapspoorly.livejournal.com]

Okay, but this is ALL YOU GET until I am done!


Felicity wasn’t very good at being a proper lady, but she was relatively sure proper ladies weren’t supposed to kiss their father’s former apprentice in the barn while their fiancé was in the house, talking to their parents.

*is evil*

[da-magstah.livejournal.com]

Woah. You remind me of me, so I guess I subconsciously thought you'd look like me. But you don't. To the extreme. That's not good or bad... just different.
I'm with sparklingjadex in giving you a 7. You don't fit into society's ideals, but you have your own beauty, and that counts for much more in my book. Plus, you're naturally a doll; you don't need make-up to look pretty.
Snaps for Candice. *snaps*

[miss-sara-no-h.livejournal.com]

what song is that?

I like that lyric!!

[miss-sara-no-h.livejournal.com]

oh, and you look good in red!
Not sure how your parents feel about hair dye and such, but you'd look good with some red in your hair. like a dark dramatic red, to constrast with the black.

[confused11390.livejournal.com]

I think about a 6.5 or 7, not including your entertaining lj entries.
With those, you're deff. a 9 or so.

[supersyncspaz7.livejournal.com]

[faints]

I have totally read that line about sixty times today. You are teh evil.

[supersyncspaz7.livejournal.com]

thanks! I actually got temporary red streaks in my hair in seventh grade, and my mom was all, "OMGWTF." I've thought about getting a rinse before.

And it's "Dont'cha" by the Pussycat Dolls. It's so catchy and it makes me want to dance like a complete nut.