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If whoever made
lost_hate comes within 50 feet of
holloway_daily (well, 50 feet on the Internets, anyway), I am going to Cut Someone. And after reading some of that whole meme thing just makes me want to type in seventy-two point bolded Comic Sans (the UGLIEST font ever) font IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE SHOW STOP WATCHING ASSHOLES the way that I want to do at TWoP every so often. Instead, I will provide an open letter to those Stupid McDumbasses who do not have the common sense to do so.
Dear Stupid People Who Continue to Watch a Show Even Though They Swear to High Heaven That They Hate It:
Subadressed to People Who Continue to Watch Lost Even Though They Swear to High Heaven That They Hate It:
Hate a character with a burning like a bad STD passion? Stop watching. Hate the lead actress who makes you see fuschia whenever you see her or hear her name? Stop watching. Hate that Boone's not still alive so much that you mention it whenever you get the chance? Stop watching. Hate that Boone and Shannon aren't alive and faux-incesting it up all over the place and in every nook and cranny so that you can have your wonderful little masturbatory fantasies acted out in hi-def? STOP WATCHING, DAMMIT! And if you CHOOSE to watch? DON'T BITCH ABOUT EVERY THING THAT PISSES YOU OFF ON THE INTERNET! Keep it to yourself, because I don't give a hot-diggity-damn and there are other people who don't give a shit about your dissatisfaction either. Turn OFF your television, find a new Favorite TV Show with some hot guy/girl you like that has a huge mytharc, and leave everyone else THE HELL ALONE.
[breathes]
In other, non-raising blood pressure news: Doctor Who! My thoughts: [cries]. And [cheers]. RENEW, SCI-FI, RENEW!
If whoever made
Dear Stupid People Who Continue to Watch a Show Even Though They Swear to High Heaven That They Hate It:
Subadressed to People Who Continue to Watch Lost Even Though They Swear to High Heaven That They Hate It:
Hate a character with a burning like a bad STD passion? Stop watching. Hate the lead actress who makes you see fuschia whenever you see her or hear her name? Stop watching. Hate that Boone's not still alive so much that you mention it whenever you get the chance? Stop watching. Hate that Boone and Shannon aren't alive and faux-incesting it up all over the place and in every nook and cranny so that you can have your wonderful little masturbatory fantasies acted out in hi-def? STOP WATCHING, DAMMIT! And if you CHOOSE to watch? DON'T BITCH ABOUT EVERY THING THAT PISSES YOU OFF ON THE INTERNET! Keep it to yourself, because I don't give a hot-diggity-damn and there are other people who don't give a shit about your dissatisfaction either. Turn OFF your television, find a new Favorite TV Show with some hot guy/girl you like that has a huge mytharc, and leave everyone else THE HELL ALONE.
[breathes]
In other, non-raising blood pressure news: Doctor Who! My thoughts: [cries]. And [cheers]. RENEW, SCI-FI, RENEW!