"I'VE HAD IT WITH WOBBLY LEGGED, RUM SOAKED PIRATES!"

[enamoured]

UMMMM OKAY, SO I WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT LOST'S FINALE OF AWESOME AND I WILL EVENTUALLY BUT JUST GOT BACK FROM PIRATES AND AM SCREECHING ABOUT HOW AWESOME IT IS.

I DECLARE THIS AN OPEN POST FOR ALL WHO HAVE SEEN THE MOVIE! SPOILERS ABOUND IN THESE COMMENTS!

Comments

[8hrs.livejournal.com]

here are my "written right after the film" thoughts!!

although, i saw it before the lost finale so i don't even, like, remember the movie anymore. because. ugh. >_< ...

[demonqueen666.livejournal.com]

BARBOSSA IS OFFICIALLY THE MOST AWESOMEST AWESOME THAT EVER AWESOMED.

But......Norrie?? WHHHHHHHHHYYY???!!?? *sob*

(there is so much more I could say, but it's 4 AM and these are the two thoughts with the most power right now.)

[supersyncspaz7.livejournal.com]

I KNEW IT TOO! (Well, after someone else brought up that they had twin lockets. )

...CAPTAIN WILL ALKJLSLHHLHLLHS.

Norrington shouldn't have died, man. :[

[supersyncspaz7.livejournal.com]

Ooh, so right about the opening. So right!

Between that and the Lost finale... my brain is kind of hurting. In a good way.

[supersyncspaz7.livejournal.com]

YES AND YES ON BOTH COUNTS.

[cottleston-pie.livejournal.com]

O DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN, ORLANDO BLOOM HAS RUINED MEN FOR ME! Seriously, if I were a guy, I would be sooooo pissed. Just the bandana, and the scar, the curly, flowing locks, and the scruff... and I need to go wipe my mouth now.

Anyway, the bad guys got killed in the best ways in this movie. Choking on DJ's tentacles? For reals, yo. Also, Captain Teague was the shit.

And this one was funnier than the last two, but also way more dark. We actually saw some blood (go, Disney!) and heard some penis jokes, although it's Disney, so that's not as surprising.

Was I the only one who saw that when Barbossa jumped on the table at the Brethren Court, he had two huge cannonballs in his hand? WTF, Disney? Men have genitals and like to swing them around to indicate status, WE GET IT.

Also, the leg kissing scene was hot. Why can't they make other movies that hot?

Tia Dalma and Davy Jones forevars.

[supersyncspaz7.livejournal.com]

O DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN, ORLANDO BLOOM HAS RUINED MEN FOR ME! Seriously, if I were a guy, I would be sooooo pissed. Just the bandana, and the scar, the curly, flowing locks, and the scruff... and I need to go wipe my mouth now.

NO ONE SHOULD BE THAT HOT POST-MORTEM. NO ONE. IT WAS DISTURBING. THE LEG KISSING ABOUT SENT ME OVER THE EDGE.

I loved that one dude's Death By Tentacles. I didn't know whether to gag, cry, or laugh at that point.

[lyevil.livejournal.com]

I want to know if Calypso and Davy made up in the end! Are they happy now?!
I felt like I didn't get closure for that part of the movie. :/
I was also disappointed that we didn't get to see Norrington all rugged and not uniformed. He's quite saucy either way.
Hmm...what else?
I thought Barbossa was at his best when during the last scenes on the ship while fighting the Flying Dutchmen.
I want to re-enact Will and Elizabeth's wedding for my own marriage.