I'll ask her if she'll marry me in some old-fashioned way.

[enamoured]

I know too many people who are engaged, soon to be married, or are having babies. Or some combination of the three. I've never been the girl who had the whole Perfect Wedding Fantasy, but this is just making me want a relationship--and on the other hand, it has me going, "WHAT, PEOPLE, WE ARE IN OUR TWENTIES. WE SHOULD BE EXPLORING OUR OPTIONS AND NOT SETTLING DOWN."

Also: I have a problem. My name is Candice, and I am constantly attracted to guys who are taken. Is there a twelve step program for this? There should be one.