I know I stand in line until you think you have the time to spend an evening with me.

So, I haven't read He's Just Not That Into You. I've seen the guy who wrote it on TV. I've heard about it. It's $16 at Target. I skimmed through it the other day, and the one that stuck out the most to me was stuck in the middle of one chapter... something like, "he's not into you if you're doing the persuing. Guys will always persue women when they like them, and if you're making moves, he's not interested", blah blah blah. It's probably true; most likely true. I have no idea; I suck at picking up when someone is interested in me or not. Like, a few years ago, I was at church for this conference thing and my mom told me on the way home that this one guy there was saying all these nice things to me, and that I should talk to him because "he likes you." I didn't exactly like him, but still. I am a complete moron when it comes to picking up on things like that. And I persue when I know that there's no prayer of a chance.

So, to make a long story short: I gave Dillon my number today. Which is two stupid moves in one, because A.) he is most likely not interested, and B.) giving him my number is no guarantee that he'll call. I should've asked for his.

But then, I also shouldn't be basing my thoughts on whether or not he is or isn't into me on a book.

What is wrong with me?