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This site makes me want to go all Amazon and beat up a few--okay, a LOT--of men (even if it isn't serious). No, scrap that. It makes me want to seriously knock the stuffing out of a whole lot of men. Don't get me wrong, I know there are sexist, obnoxious, patronizing, dumber-than-a-box-of-bricks men out there. But stuff like that? It totally makes me secretly convinced that deep down, all guys are grinning at women and secretly thinking, "Hmm, how can I be a complete asshole to every female within a five mile radius of me today?"

But anyway.

I am still fighting a battle against my eyebrows that can't quite be won. I bought eyebrow trimming scissors and still had to pluck some stray hairs. Even after numbing everything beyond belief with ice cubes, it still hurt. And, to make matters worse, I think they're crooked. I am going to have to cave and buy one of those razor trimming things, even though I'm slightly afraid I'll take off an eyebrow and end up looking a hot mess really bad. Oh, and some might ask, "Uh, why don't you just get them waxed?" That's money that I don't have. Le sigh.