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Oct. 27th, 2005 08:51 amI saw these in
thequestionclub and thought they were awesome. Therefore, they get reposted here.
QUESTION ONE:
At long last, someone invents "the dream VCR." This machine allows you to tape an entire evening's worth of your own dreams, which you can then watch at your leisure. However, the invention of the dream VCR will only allow you to use this device if you agree to a strange caveat: When you watch your dreams, you must do so with your family and your closest friends in the same room. They get to watch your dreams along with you. And if you don't agree to this, you can't use the dream VCR. Would you still do this?
QUESTION TWO:
Defying all expectation, a group of Scottish marine biologists capture a live Loch Ness Monster. In an almost unbelievable coincidence, a bear hunter in the Pacific Northwest shoots a Sasquatch in the thigh, thereby allowing zoologists to take the furry monster into captivity. These events happen on the same afternoon. That evening, the president announces that he may have thyroid cancer and will undergo a biopsy later that week. You are the front-page editor of the New York Times: What do you play as the biggest story?
Is it wrong of me to feel sad that my profile at MySpace has only 30 hits? And that for awhile I kept getting friend mails from these kinda skeevy, creepy guys? Yikes.
QUESTION ONE:
At long last, someone invents "the dream VCR." This machine allows you to tape an entire evening's worth of your own dreams, which you can then watch at your leisure. However, the invention of the dream VCR will only allow you to use this device if you agree to a strange caveat: When you watch your dreams, you must do so with your family and your closest friends in the same room. They get to watch your dreams along with you. And if you don't agree to this, you can't use the dream VCR. Would you still do this?
QUESTION TWO:
Defying all expectation, a group of Scottish marine biologists capture a live Loch Ness Monster. In an almost unbelievable coincidence, a bear hunter in the Pacific Northwest shoots a Sasquatch in the thigh, thereby allowing zoologists to take the furry monster into captivity. These events happen on the same afternoon. That evening, the president announces that he may have thyroid cancer and will undergo a biopsy later that week. You are the front-page editor of the New York Times: What do you play as the biggest story?
Is it wrong of me to feel sad that my profile at MySpace has only 30 hits? And that for awhile I kept getting friend mails from these kinda skeevy, creepy guys? Yikes.
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Date: 2005-10-27 01:59 pm (UTC)Question 1: I wouldn't watch it. Some of my dreams are too creepy for me to want to see and some are too inappropriate for me to want others to see. :)
Question 2: I think I would put the President on the front page and the Loch Ness monster on the second. The Sasquatch on the third. That's a crazy day in news!
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Date: 2005-10-27 01:59 pm (UTC)Question Two: I would go with the Loch Ness/Sasquatch story because personally I would be more likely to read a news story about this subject then about the president being ill. Perhaps i'm heartless, but, then, probably a lot of others are too. Also, the Loch Ness/Sasquatch story appeals to people because it's about something that people have been speculating about for years... I think that adds interest to the story.
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Date: 2005-10-27 02:46 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-10-27 08:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-27 08:30 pm (UTC)Two: Above The Fold: Sasquatch/Lock Ness, Below The Fold: President Health Crisis!
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Date: 2005-10-27 09:11 pm (UTC)Two: I'd maybe do the president, I mean if there's a chance of him dying..
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Date: 2005-10-28 02:32 pm (UTC)For Question Two, I think I'd have to say the Lochness Monster sounds most interesting. I think the President would have to come third in this case, because presidents come and go--but ah, the Lochness Monster has never before been proven.
And what is your name on MySpace?
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Date: 2005-10-28 07:38 pm (UTC)