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The absolute worst thing about having a December birthday (especially a comparatively early December birthday) and being in college is that finals are a tsunami that swallow you whole and spit you out three miles away from your point of origin. Even though my last one was last week, right on my birthday, I'm still trying to recover. Part of that could be because of work, and our stupid extended hours, but still. I'm only just now waking up and realizing that my semester is over.

In the meantime, I ended up signing up for some random service that's supposed to act as an online hub, but I mostly ended up going through the Twitter keyword timeline and seeing all the crap that I have tweeted about over the past year. It's not a comprehensive collection of things, only the stuff that was filtered through said keywords, but, you know, there are some gems in there.

Without further adieu!

An Incomplete List of Some of My Favorite Tweets from 2012

• January 13: OH MY GOD IT IS OKAY TO NOT BE DOOM AND GLOOM WHEN IMAGINING YOUR FANTASY LIFE. THAT IS WHY IT IS YOUR FANTASY LIFE.
• January 14: My monitor just flickered and I swear I saw something weird in the background. Uh oh. This sounds like the beginning of a horror movie.
• February 2: My YA lit prof mentioned Mean Girls in class today and I had to fight the urge to quote it.
• February 3: I really want some Thor/Avengers fic with Darcy teaching Steve how to use Tumblr. IDK why, I just want it.
• February 7: Just got new Twitter. What the hell?! TAKE IT BACK. TAKE IT BACK.
• February 12: (this was around the week that Whitney Houston died) Dear person on Tumblr who just said "what will we do when Mariah dies?" DO NOT EVEN START. DO. NOT.
• February 19: First thought @ seeing "The Boys Are Back" trending: Backstreet?! Upon checking tags: "Jonas Brothers? Girl, please."
• March 15: What the hell is this Carl's Jr. commercial with a girl writing and sexily eating a burger? #donotwant
• April 5: NEWSFLASH: being an unabashedly goofy girl does NOT equal playing dumb.
• April 5: Looking at the drink prices on Studio Movie Grill's menu makes my heart hurt.
• April 26: (in response to MTV's Battle of the Boy Bands bracket) Oh my God this bracket is getting RIDICULOUS. Where is my popcorn.
• April 28: Dammit Tumblr, stop making me perv on Zayn Malik.
• May 4: I wonder how fandom people on Tumblr seem to people who post things like pics of girls in dresses standing in fields.
• May 5: Me: I'm going to hang out with some friends. Mom: There might be a storm! Me: Uh, yeah, that's why we have indoors.
• May 11: So I guess I should get pants if I am going to the movies, huh?
• May 24: (re: The Hunger Games) @rubyfalls Yes, I all but dragged one of my friends to the movie opening night. Apparently she's Team Other Hemsworth.
• May 27: There is nothing worse than wanting to buy an embarrassing song but not wanting it to show up in your search history.
• June 2: Forever disappointed that the I, Lucifer movie fell through and I won't get to see Daniel Craig as Satan.
• June 15: My mom is on a cleaning binge. If you don't hear from me in 72 hours, send help in the form of Oreo mudslides and Captain America.
• June 27: I was going to say that nothing good comes from hormones, but I know there would be people willing to debate that. Hell, I would.
• June 27: Oh God @apresledeluge is watching Teen Wolf. Friggin' everyone I know is watching Teen Wolf except me. WTF?
• July 2: I Wanna Sex You Up is my Bad Song That I Love Unconditionally.
• July 13: http://t.co/ttBYNrHx Basically, if Tumblr had been around in 2000, the BSB/*NSYNC fans would fight over who could have the most fan blogs.
• August 3: Thinking of posting "If the Avengers Were Olympians" list on Tumblr. Yay or nay?
• August 19: (these three tweets all happened after I took my mom to see Sparkle) Mom to me, at movies: "You look bored." Nope, that's just my movie-watching face.
• August 19: OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO MENTION THIS OTHER THING FROM MY MOM. We got the trailer for Breaking Dawn 2, and when Jacob appeared onscreen...
• August 19: ...my mom said, "Well, he's awful cute." And I just made the D: face.
• August 25: (when I saw The Avengers outside at school) Thor just showed up. Some girl just yelled, "Wooo!" Not sure if drunk or just a big fan.
• August 29: I do not even know how many times I have liked any variation of the "Steve and the punching bag" gif from The Avengers on Tumblr.
• September 2: I really want to watch Hatchi, but I also don't feel like crying my eyes out right now. I've heard it's one of those movies.
• September 22: Going through tracked tags on Tumblr sometimes means you stumble into a den of crazy. I just face-planted into one, hoo boy.
• October 5: Oh my God, my first "real" script and finished movie are so, so bad. If I get dropped from the program, that is going to be why.
• November 3: You know what Girl Meets World needs? Shawn and Angela's daughter to be Cory and Topanga's daughter's BFF. MAKE IT SO.
• November 4: Checked Tumblr on my phone. Skimmed over a picture of a girl in a dress. Somehow Mom thinks it's someone's bare ass... IDEK.

I couldn't go further than the second week of November, so there's that.

I swear, on Friday I am going to FINALLY get a friggin' paid account on Dreamwidth.