you're about as easy as a nuclear war.

[enamoured]

You wanna know what's pathetic? When you've got to hide your jar of change in a bag of pads beneath your bathroom sink because your brother will steal all of the quarters out of the jar as he is clearly too stupid to think that hmm, maybe you'd notice that TWO THIRDS OF YOUR CHANGE IS GONE AND IT'S ALL IN QUARTERS.

My brother has been stealing from me on an erratic basis since I was thirteen and he was eleven. He fails to realize that the reason why I am often reluctant to loan him money is because he FREAKING STEALS FROM ME AND REFUSES TO ADMIT IT.

So now? The change is in my pads. He'll never think to look there.

But anyway: work is nuts. I still cannot believe that they made a horrible Nancy Drew movie. Men make me want to commit various acts of violence at times. That book in my icon is my sixth grade journal.

Comments

[waderapspoorly.livejournal.com]

Way back when my brother in law had his hip replaced and had a weird reaction to his Vicodin (read: he really, really liked it), my sister and I had to hide the pills. First we hid them in a dresser (he found them), then in the glove compartment of the car (which he found when I took him to a doctor's appointment and ran into the pharmacy to pick up some medication). Finally, I took the pills and shoved them into a giant Tampax box.

He never found them, and we all lived happily ever after. The end.

[ihatebreakfast.livejournal.com]

Ha! While it is horrible that your brother steals from you--and I feel your pain because my sister will basically grab any money she sees--your solution is brilliant.

[moirariordan.livejournal.com]

Why is it that boys are so afraid of girly things? My brother freaks the fuck out at the mere sight of a bra.

[particle-person.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, but heeeeee about your hiding place.

[chrryblssmninja.livejournal.com]

Aagh brothers.

ha Nancy Drew movie

[confused11390.livejournal.com]

I think it'd be absolutely hysterical if he ends up finding it anyway.